Walker, Texas Corpse letra

Your characters supposed to be 40
But you have to be at least 80
The make-up department should win an emmy
For making people think your alive

[Chorus:]
Chuck Norris- you're really fucking old

You're the worst singer I have ever heard
You're even worse than I am
You should be climbing out of a grave
While you sing the fucking theme song

[Chorus]

You look like you just got embalmed
And were shopping for a coffin
Your partner looks fucking stupid
Being black and wearing a cowboy hat

Domestic Problems - Letras

• Beautiful Girl
• I Ate Your Horse
• I Fucked Your Wife
• I Gave Nambla Pictures Of You Kid
• I Hope You Get Deported
• I Intentionally Ran Over Your Dog
• I Just Saw The Gayest Guy On Earth
• I Like Drugs And Child Abuse
• I Lit Your Baby On Fire
• I Noticed That You're Gay
• I Paid J. Howell To Rape You
• I Pushed Your Wife In Front Of The Subway
• I Snuck A Retard In To A Sperm Bank
• I Sold Your Dog To A Chinese Restaurant
• I Wanna Grow Old With You
• I Went Back In Time A Voted For Hitler
• I'm Glad Jazz Faggots Don't Like Us Anymore
• I'm Glad You Got Breast Cancer, Cunt
• I'm Not That Kind Of Boy
• Internet Is Gay
• Into The Oven
• Jack Kevorkian Is Cool
• Jeanine Jizm Is A Freak
• Marc Payson Is A Drunk
• Obviously Adopted
• Picnic Of Love
• Punching Joe Bonni's Face In
• Recycling Is Gay
• Reni Auberjonois
• Saving Ourselves For Marriage
• Shut Up Mike, Pt.2
• Sweatshops Are Cool
• Technology's Gay
• The South Won't Rise Again
• The Word Homophobic Is Gay
• Valujet
• Van Full Of Retards
• Walker, Texas Corpse
• Waterfall Wishes
• You (Fill In The Blank)
• You Are A Good Food Critic
• You Are An Interior Decorator
• You Can't Shut Up
• You Drive An Iroc
• You Fucking Break
• You Go To Art School
• You Got Date Raped
• You Have Goals
• You Keep A Diary
• You Live In A Houseboat
• You Look Divorced
• You Own A Store
• You Play On A Softball Team
• You Sell Cologne
• You're A Cop
• You're A Fucking Cunt
• You're A Tready Fucking Pussy
• You're Best Friend Is You
• You're Dumb
• You're Gay
• You're In A Coma
• You've Got Cancer
• Your Band's In The Cut-Out Bin
• Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck